perfection

barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

(via cumfort)

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via averaqejoe)

crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

(Source: raconteurs, via justenjoytheshoww)

laughparty:

How to spend hours on the Internet without realizing a novel by me

(via strangecumfort)

thgreminders:

friendly reminder katniss volunteered for the hunger games so prim could live and prim died anyway ✿◕‿◕✿

(via started)

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via started)

theshadyslut:

foxdear:

kalsi3o8:

foxdear:

you cant spell dad without a

without a what

without a

without a what

(Source: foxdear, via littletimreesha-deactivated2014)

steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

(Source: ptolemaic, via sailingthesatanic)

mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

(via rukittenmerightmeow)

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